Hear the Radio Disney Version of Slipknot's 'Wait and Bleed'
It sounds... nice. Too nice.
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It sounds... nice. Too nice.
Everybody knows that the traffic jam in the Chic-Fil-A drive-through on Southwest Drive is the worst. It's about time for a change.
These could easily be on a bumper sticker, t-shirt, or even printed on the wrappers that Allsup's burritos come in.
Anytime you hit the highway in Texas you're bound to drive by a dead animal in the road. You're also just as likely to drive through a town with a really weird name.
It never fails, whether at home or work (or both), phone books mysteriously show up. One thing we know about phone books is that they must travel in packs, because I typically get 8-10 a year that I'll never, ever use. Thanks to the internet, we no longer have a need for phone books. I'm still not sure why people insist on murdering trees just so millions of phone books can go unopened each year. So these poor trees don't die in vain, I have come up with a list of ways you can use your phone book. Roach Killer - these phone books are heavy enough to smash the biggest of roaches.