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[ music ] [ applause ] okay. Now, my next guest is a very youve seen marty on television, on both second city tv, nbcs saturday night live, his movies include the three amigos, and inner space. This is his first time on the tonight show with us. Would you welcome martin short . [ music ] [ applause ] welcome, welcome, to our humble little set, here. Why thank you. And what a pleasure to meet you. [ laughter ] thank you. You are wonderful. That was great. I am so excited to be here, and i brought you a little gift. I brought you a bottle of champagne. [ laughter ] but if you could do bette and ...

Is harold the other little boy . Would have to die. But for fergie to become queen, the whole royal family would have to be wiped out in an airplane crash that killed Wayland Flowers and madame. [ laughter ] [ applause ] anyway, we have a good show tonight. You didnt announce our special guests. George bush, and robert dole will come out here to do whos on first . [ laughter ] we have the one and only miss bette davis, with us tonight. [ applause ] and. A very funny performer, martin short, is with us tonight. [ applause ] and possibly, and his orchestra, so well be right back. Stay with us. [...

Is used to gettin his own way. Youre the first mayor to tell him no instead of no problem. All part of my master plan on not bein reelected. Push, candy, push well, mr. Stonewall abbott. What brings you here . This beautiful nurse, you imbecile. Actually, shes not a real nurse. Yed one in a movie. Park it over here, honey. Ha ha if youre going for the handicapped spaces, you gotta go the whole nine yards what are you doing out in the daylight . I thought youd be hanging upside down in a cave somewhere. Well, little woody newton. Smalltown boy makes mediocre. Or should i be saying now. Mr. Mayo...

Mork calling orson. Come in, orson. Mork calling orson. Come in, orson. Mork calling orson. Woman [ spanish accent ] hola, orson no en casa. Kisbilita. Talk fast. I am watching the edge of ork. When will he be back, kisbilita . Hes at his club. He get drunk and then he come home and say, [ imitating orson ] kisbilita, i want you bad. Must go now. Elizabeth taylors on. Adios, you fine young thing. I should have never given her that Fernando Valenzuela poster. Hello, mom . Mom . Mom, can you hear me . Whoop whoop oh, eeexcuse me. Iiim awfully sorry, my friend. I was just trying to call my mother...

Hon, thats really amusing. Remind me to give you a raise. Oh, thank you. When does it start . When hell freezes over. Got any idea whats bothering walter . Oh, no, but im sure it has to do with money. Iii. You know, heshes just hes just not himself. And he says, nothing, maude, except we have to cut down on expenses. Then he runs around the house, turning off the lights and stuffing his face. Its like being married to an owl with a tapeworm. Walter, darling. Why are all the lights on . Because its nighttime. Thats no excuse. Nobody understands me. We gotta cut down on expenses. garbled every t...