Playwright imagines a meeting between Donald Trump and Nicola Sturgeon at Turnberry
TRUMP: Now, baby… is that any way to talk to your Uncle Donald? (in a sing song voice) I’m here to do you a favour! (Later still, after helping Trump up from where she decked him, the First Minister has remembered her manners and attempted to explain the Covid Travel Restrictions. She is now responding to the wholly blank expression she is receiving in return) NICOLA: Okay. I’m sorry I hit you. I have to remember who I’m talking to… TRUMP: I’m the President of the United States! NICOLA: (turning to the TV, where Biden has just finished taking the oath of office)
Source: thenational.scot