The Great Snowflake Quake! Flights grounded... Biden on standby... and 17 silly men from City Hall telling us to 'drop to the floor' - EVE SIMMONS's hysterical account of the day New Yorkers lost their minds over a 4.8 magnitude whimper
Wipe away that hangover, pull on your panic boots, the weekend can wait. Deaths or injuries: zero. Serious damage to property: none. Hysterical frenzy: MAXIMUM!
Source: dailymail.co.uk