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Sat ins the stands and sobbed d people were selling the sandsell that he sat in, people are buy anything. so i feel like we should come up with som e ideas -- greg: i agree. if this is the i wave of the future, and i believe it is, there's .a lot of things that i could sell that i don't want anymore in my apartment, you knowul what i mean? [laughter] i'm either winking or stroke thing out. do you know what i mean? laugh -- [laughter] joe, i was thinking about this,a if you bought his used gum, you could take his dna and make robert downey jr. meatballs from it. >> i believe the technology is t...

All time to be old forever and and to have everyone you love leave. it would be so loa fn toly. greg: they won't leave because they're sillld b the alive. everybody's buried, this isn'the fair, dig us up, dig us up, dig us up. d >> that's a whole differentp. movie. greg: yeah, but, like, we owe the dead tmoo the pull them outh the ground and play with their dna becausest the unfair to them. but given the nature of your life, joe, you don't want to live -- [laughter] >> i don't. kat made a good point. this guy was talking about putting an implant in your brain for all those special powers,no an...

80% of the time.time [laughter] greg: i think about your ending all the time. y ou[laughter] >> okay. greg: emily thought that was pretty funny. >> i guess emily does too. al wasl right. i also don't really trust this guy. he was, like, we're going to put computers in your brain to makes yoe u better. i don't know p how that would me yo tu better, like, in case your phone dies? greg: yeah, we don't need to do it. >> we don't have a phone anymore, it would be in your head. greg: this is already implanted in my hand, right in this has got more information than the 1968 space program, emily. how'...

Jr.'ous used gum. after a public appearance last month, the starting bid is over 40 grand. fair price? >> no. twr greg no. >> i actually went to the description. it says this is his gum, you can dna test the it. [laughter] how in like, you -- hi, i'd lik to have thissesti thed for robt downey jr., please. [laughter] no, you can't. greg: maybe you can though. what i f you can?g: what if his dna is available somewher ie else? a emily?va is this a violation of rights? >> not if he's selling it willingly. greg not: no, downey's not sellg it. were you listening? >> yes, i read the thing, i y though...