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Time time time time time greg yeah. Did you ever wonder how local news becomes national . It napped montgomery, alabama. A cityowned river boat tried to dock in its designated spot along the water front but a pontoon boat was mored there they asked the pontoon owner to move but when they were asked to move the owners were happy about it at all and then this happened. Mind you what youre about to see is disturbing. So if you have children in the room, punch them hard in the face as a diversion. Get out the way [screaming and yelling] greg well, thats disgusting. Appalling. And when im disgusted...

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All time to be old forever and and to have everyone you love leave. it would be so loa fn toly. greg: they won't leave because they're sillld b the alive. everybody's buried, this isn'the fair, dig us up, dig us up, dig us up. d >> that's a whole differentp. movie. greg: yeah, but, like, we owe the dead tmoo the pull them outh the ground and play with their dna becausest the unfair to them. but given the nature of your life, joe, you don't want to live -- [laughter] >> i don't. kat made a good point. this guy was talking about putting an implant in your brain for all those special powers,no an...

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Greg: e'i guess we'll never kno. what is the hardest part of being on g?es >> well, let's go to the regulars, what's the hardest part of doing show? >>wh letting you breathe when i kneel on you and squeal and cry. this question is very vague. what is the hardest part? i don't know, my commute. [laughter] greg: people don't realize that. here's the deal, i get -- whenth you're not on thate show, we geo all these people, where's tyrus? the is he sick? did he quit?ick? it's like, no, he lives in louisiana. >> yeah, i take a plane to work. [applause] p greg: drives me crazy! kat? >> taking my make...