Watching jon scott is. gutfeld is up next. [cheers and applause] [applause] [cheers and applause] yeah! [laughter] gregg: gg.[a greg: happppy wednesday, everyoy so before we get to the fun stuff, i do want to talk about the nashville school shooting. don t worry, the second half of the show is really funny.
Lefthe it unattend thed on her december, and i was able to make a sandwich. i find food tastes different when someone else is paying for it. ing. right.ight, emily insw.er i agree with the hot fruit, and i get shamed for it. i don t understand why. pineapple to to pizza. a lot of foods that i love, octopus and, like, i love squid can and things like that. d also remember when we ate a cricket here on this show? no, we kid not. i did, and i loved it.sh itow tasted like a sunflower se. greg: was i on that show? no, someone was filling in fo r you. yeah, that explains it, i would never have done that. remind me to punch shillue in the back of his neck. he hate that is.ck with love. greg: no, with hate. [laughter] all right. went down a dark hole there. kevin, proud texan gee, if ih wonderer he s proud to be from texas aexan mystery. [laughter]
One. you make fun of brian stelter,t you get 17,000 brian stelter jokes. i havekn to clean out my mailbox about jokes of sunny hosten now. she s the new shelter.. not as fat though. emily, what s the hardest part about doing this show?y, is i wt the prep work? is it that we re handsome. well, i was going to say, rain i genuinely mean this, my genuface hurts because i laugh , like, 45 minutes straight. so every night i m always like, ow. [applause] it genuinelyli hurts. my face hurts after i takeen off myui makeup. [laughter] h greg: that is such an ass-kissing answer, emily. it was the truth.as gregs-: i hate this show. when i get home my face hunters from theho laughter. [laughter] hunters from the laughter. do you see how dumb that sounds? emily s going to go far. [laughter]go greg: all right. up next, a dude s ambitious
Greg: e i guess we ll never kno. what is the hardest part of being on g?es well, let s go to the regulars, what s the hardest part of doing show? wh letting you breathe when i kneel on you and squeal and cry. this question is very vague. what is the hardest part? i don t know, my commute. [laughter] greg: people don t realize that. here s the deal, i get whenth you re not on thate show, we geo all these people, where s tyrus? the is he sick? did he quit?ick? it s like, no, he lives in louisiana. yeah, i take a plane to work. [applause] p greg: drives me crazy! kat? taking my makeup off at night. greg : yeah, that s true. you have no idea.re g:i do not look like this. [laughter] greg: but you should just have your dog do it. just slather the peanut butter on your pace and let carl lickos it all off.do [laughter] actually the, my dog does, i let
Him will lick the makeup off.le sometimes i ll put it all over my o body. [laughter] oh, and i forgot, whenever he talks. [laughter] [applause] greg: i m going to go to joe because, joe, you actually work on the y show, so it s not just g here, it s being in theng office. what is the hardest part? and be serious this time.at s okay. well, aside from gnawing through the wrist restraints [laughter] i d say it s probably having tom write 4,000 jokes about a canadian teacher with giant [laughter] [applause] greg: i would say you wouldn t have to to the write that manygi ifan you wrote one good one. [laughter] i saw it coming. you know what s funny though, problem with this show is that if you do one joke, everybody then writeous the same someone.-