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brian kilmeade will be here tos talk politics. [laughter] so last night i came across an interview with former fbi profiler mary ellen o'toole, and she backs up something that i've been ranting about every times bad stuff like this happens. he told the daily mail that nashville and everyone else should brace for copycat events due to the inevitable contagionw effecthe caused by the media,s adding, quote: threats increase in schoolss of nationwide aftera shooting has occurred anywhere in thes u.s. sadly, evil seems to inspire more evil. it's the same reason they keepvi l.making more s...

Sat ins the stands and sobbed d people were selling the sandsell that he sat in, people are buy anything. so i feel like we should come up with som e ideas -- greg: i agree. if this is the i wave of the future, and i believe it is, there's .a lot of things that i could sell that i don't want anymore in my apartment, you knowul what i mean? [laughter] i'm either winking or stroke thing out. do you know what i mean? laugh -- [laughter] joe, i was thinking about this,a if you bought his used gum, you could take his dna and make robert downey jr. meatballs from it. >> i believe the technology is t...

Vincent, andto that resulted ine there being no pria if parole fe someone who tortures people because he was out basically five seconds later.es the bill s was named after him. why wasn't it named after her, mary vincent? sohe i wholeheartedly agree with you, but ae t least you know thw responsibility that we have with this position to amplify the good, to amplify those whose memories deserve to be the open and extinguish those who have no place. [cheers and applause] greg: finally, finally emily[a says something that makes sense. [laughter] the amplification of positivity is the one exception...

All time to be old forever and and to have everyone you love leave. it would be so loa fn toly. greg: they won't leave because they're sillld b the alive. everybody's buried, this isn'the fair, dig us up, dig us up, dig us up. d >> that's a whole differentp. movie. greg: yeah, but, like, we owe the dead tmoo the pull them outh the ground and play with their dna becausest the unfair to them. but given the nature of your life, joe, you don't want to live -- [laughter] >> i don't. kat made a good point. this guy was talking about putting an implant in your brain for all those special powers,no an...

80% of the time.time [laughter] greg: i think about your ending all the time. y ou[laughter] >> okay. greg: emily thought that was pretty funny. >> i guess emily does too. al wasl right. i also don't really trust this guy. he was, like, we're going to put computers in your brain to makes yoe u better. i don't know p how that would me yo tu better, like, in case your phone dies? greg: yeah, we don't need to do it. >> we don't have a phone anymore, it would be in your head. greg: this is already implanted in my hand, right in this has got more information than the 1968 space program, emily. how'...