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Greg: yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. I like my haircut. Happy tuesday, everyone. Scientists have discovered what they call a third state of existence. Somewhere between life and death. No kidding. Democrats responded to the second assassination attempt on trump by turning down the rhetoric by comparing the former president to mussolini. In a rare sign of unity, maxine waters has offered to schedule his next tee time. The biden a ministration has promised to beef up security for president trump. Using the same agents that protect kamala from reporters. A neighbor of the accused gunman says...

[laughter] greg: yeah! yeah! [laughter] tony orlando? his sorry. [laughter] happy monday, everyone. So with kamala harris preparing for tomorrow's debate at a former aide to hillary clinton is playing trump in mock rehearsals. So if harris loses in that guy goes missing, you know who to blame. [laughter] i'm not saying she kills people. But i'm not not saying it. Know the debate is planned for 90 minutes which gives kamala's has been dug enough time to knock up three nineties. [laughter] meantime donald trump is busy trying to make kamala feel at home by also knocking up in 90. [laughter] the ...

that won't mean much because delegates will be awarded based on caucus results. the state republican primary is running that on thursday. the caucus is where nevada voters will find most of the prominent gop candidates including former president trump. he's not on the ballot tonight. given that dynamic the state's republican party is encouraging primary voters to select none of these candidates. a response that figures to best nikki haley's total tonight. that's why her campaign is skipping the silver state altogether. >> we have not spent a dime nor an ounce of energy on nevada. we ...

the usual progressive killjoy's spoke up to remind us of what a terrible place in america really is. it is like expecting betsy ross' flight and eating up with jane fonda' his dirty. [laughter] dirty girdle. i don't know what that means. ben & jerry's ice cream, part of an enormous corporation, offered their happy birthday message by proclaiming that the country was stolen it and should be given back to indigenous peoples. the company advises start with mount rushmore. allows the idea, says there's no way a mountain could sustain a casino. [laughter] but then something awesome happen...

the progressive killjoys spoke up to remind us what a terrible place the u.s. is. like wanting the flag and ending with jane fonda's dirty girdle. dirty girdle. i don't know what that means. ben and jerry's ice cream offered happy birthday to america last week by claiming the country was stolen land and should be given back to indigenous people. start with mount rushmore, since no way a mountain could sustain a casino. turns out ben and jerry's headquarter are located on land that a native american nation says belongs to them. i'm tasting new ice cream, hypocrite and honey. dawn stev...