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Officials are trying to shield him from protesters. Authorities have glued town pavement bricks to prevent them from being thrown. They started gluing down their sidewalks so that protesters cant grab the bricks and throw them . You have to admit thats a pretty smart solution. Yeah, because it stops the violence and it also makes the protesters look weak ill show you, government aaahhh aaahhh you know, ill just write a letter when i dont want to go to the gym. Its already interesting logic from the chinese government. Theyre, like, should we spend money and address concerns of the citizens . S...

To shield him from the protestors. Rallies are confined to designated zones. Authorities have also glued down pavement bricks to prevent them from being thrown. Theyve started gluing down their sidewalks . laughter so that protestors cant grab the bricks and throw them . You got to admit, thats a pretty smart solution. Yeah, because it stops the violence, and it also makes the protestors look weak. laughter ill show you, government strained grunting you know what . Ill just write a letter, and then im gonna go to the gym. Its also interesting logic from the chinese government. They were basica...

Rallies are confined to designated zones. Authorities have also glued down pavement bricks to prevent them from being thrown. Theyve started gluing down their sidewalks . laughter so that protestors cant grab the bricks and throw them . You got to admit, thats a pretty smart solution. Yeah, because it stops the violence, and it also makes the protestors look weak. laughter ill show you, government strained grunting you know what . Ill just write a letter, and then im gonna go to the gym. Its also interesting logic from the chinese government. They were basically like, hey, uh, should we spend ...

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Business district of the top official is in town and officials are trying to shield him from protesters. Authorities have glued town pavement bricks to prevent them from being thrown. They started gluing down their sidewalks so that protesters cant grab the bricks and throw them . You have to admit thats a pretty smart solution. Yeah, because it stops the violence and it also makes the protesters look weak ill show you, government aaahhh aaahhh you know, ill just write a letter when i dont want to go to the gym. Its already interesting logic from the chinese government. Theyre, like, should we...