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Nobody wants to be murdered, but some folks would probably choose being smothered to death by 38DD breasts if they have a choice. That's the allegation against a woman who allegedly tried to kill her ex, a lawyer, that way in Germany. They were having sex and she allegedly shoved his face in there and he had to break free and run. Nice that they included a file photo of breasts to be helpful. (Metro)

Is it even possible to pick two more difficult foes than this atheist group is taking on in Tennessee: prayer before football games and University of Tennessee football? The group is suing to end the practice of a nonsectarian prayer before Vols games, and you know all the arguments. The thing is, they're right -- the Constitution and case law say that a state agency like the university can't promote religion with a sanctioned formal prayer, even if it's nominally "nonsectarian," ...

You can fly from Canada to the U.S. You can't drive across in that direction. It makes no sense, yet here we are, and a lot of Canadians want to know why when we're heading into snowbird season. It will affect places like Florida that have a lot of snowbirds, and it's causing Canadians who usually drive their RVs to Florida at about this time of year to have to have the RVs shipped down and meet them down south instead of simply driving across the border. Somewhere, a bureaucrat is trying to ...

It's Fat Bear Week, which is about actual bears feeding in Alaska, filling Katmai National Park and Preserve with, yes, fat bears. If you were thinking "Fat Bear" referred to something else, you're not alone, but it's not about that. (CNN)

A traffic light pole snapped at its base in Japan, and like another sudden collapse of a pole in a fatal accident a few years back, the culprit appears to be dog pee, and, no, that's not a joke. The pee weakened the steel at the pole's base. When you're walking your own dogs, maybe steer them to a tree or hydrant instead of a light pole. (WTVJ/Miami)