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It's something you may never notice, but one guy, a Burger King customer in Houston, did and alerted a local TV news department, which ran this piece on how, when you order a meal at some fast food places, they do a subtle upsell: they'll ask you if you want a medium or large soda, and not a small. That's not a lot of money, but it IS an upsell that they try to sneak by you. Bet you listen for that next time you go to a fast food joint and order the value meal. (KPRC-TV/Houston)

An elderly woman in Spain died, and her body was apparently eaten by her cats, and I'm not going to joke around here -- this is really sad and tragic, not funny. Loneliness is a problem for all ages, but especially for the elderly, and while you might think this could never happen to you, well, it could. You could find yourself alone, no family checking in on you, and instead of laughing about cats eating her, maybe check in on someone you know who lives alone once in a while. (This woman was ...

Okay, so the CFL's Edmonton... er, EE Football Team, the team formerly known by a name for indigenous people that was unfortunate, has done what the NFL team in Washington hasn't been able to accomplish quite yet and has chosen a new name, the Edmonton Elks. One thing to note: "Elks" is not the proper plural for "Elk." The plural of "Elk" is "Elk." But, as a linguist noted to CTV, pluralizing what amounts to a proper name means adding that "s" ...

Hate to harp on this, but the homeless problem is getting worse and it seems like any attempts to help the problem aren't working fast or widespread enough. In this case, Venice, CA, by the ocean in L.A., is so overrun by homeless encampments that we have this grandmother lamenting that it's too unsafe for her grandchildren to visit her. The lone local shelter's full. Politicians say things will be done but they're not. And if you think, well, that's California's problem, it's your problem, ...

Defector's Kelsey McKinney went ot a Washington Nationals game for the first time since the pandemic started and she discovered something had changed: the condiment island, where the traditional dispensers were replaced by one touchless thing that dumps a glob of ketchup or mustard on your hot dog... and no relish, mayo, or chopped raw onions. I guess the robots can't do those. But it's a huge change and I wonder what else you'll notice as we all emerge from hibernation -- just this past ...