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Use a drug addict to snort it. i love him. tampa bay rays star player wander franco, that's his name, wander franco. this is hard. is being investigated amid rumors that he may be dating a 14-year-old girl. don't judge. scouts say they're not surprised because he was very successful in the minors. little baseball humor kat. there's the minor leagues and the major leagues. according to a new study e rick tile dysfunction cases in the u.s. have doubled and experts believe they've figured out the cause. [laughter] >> greg: it writes itself. according to a letter, obama reportedly sent to a former...

>> greg: i wish you could just take an iso shot of buck sexton's face right now. [laughter]. >> tyrus: when's that plane to scotland leaving? >> greg:. >> greg: starting to have second thoughts about the kilt, are you? >> scott: i love kilts. >> greg: i bet you do. >> tyrus: especially at central park. >> buck: oh, man. >> greg: kat, so anyway, i get the feeling that this was artificially created? right? because it's basically saying either you're a meat head or you're enlightened, rather than saying masculine or not >> kat: i think that we have really started to use the word science. >> greg:...

People gave a pooh but for most chess people looked like they crawed out from under a rock. >> greg: did you know that netflix show was fix. >> scott: right. >> greg: i thought it was real when i was watching it that there was this amazing female chess player that could envision these things and somebody told me it was made up and i was like of course it's made up. >> scott: so you had to throw the glove away when you were watching it. people call it a sport. but it's not. if you don't shave your legs, it's not competitive. >> greg: did you ever play chess? >> scott: no. i had a social life as...

A joke of that it of earlier, scott land. tyrus. >> tyrus: what was the subject again? >> greg: the subject, oh, 1.2 billion. >> tyrus: i agree with kat. i think you send somebody something that personal and for them to do that, that's beyond the pail. like delete it and move on, man. and he didn't just put it on the internet he sent it to her family. and the stuff he probably talked her into, begged her to do, text her every day, please send me one, she finally does it for him and they break up and it doesn't work out and he sends it to her family? it will be nice every time he goes to do som...

More than ten years after she went viral for taking her 5-year-old daughter to a tanning salon she's now running for u.s. senate in florida as a republican. all right. kat, as a noted political pundit, what do you think her chances of getting through the primary and into the general election >> kat: i think it entirely depends whether on the ballot she puts her name or tan mom. tan mom she wins because she'll win the nostalgia vote. anybody who thought their life was better in 2005 where they're like oh, 2012 instagram was just pictures that were blurry. they'll vote for that. >> greg: also ty...