unconventional lifestyle but in america we already have a large group of people that [ bleep ] everyone congress on this day in 1934 the first laundromat opened in fort worth texas and you'll never guess who was there to cut the ribbon let's get serious and do the monologue tonight want to talk about opinions i'm going to share mine and you can all yell at your tv these days opinions are like genders everyone has 50 which is 48 more than you need it's like doritos you can have a million flavoured but we only need to because when it comes to national discourse not all opinions are created equal its hallowed dumbass drowns out the voice of reason just because your ladder doesn't mean you're smarter otherwise msnbc would be full of geniuses to have a good