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>> greg: i wish you could just take an iso shot of buck sexton's face right now. [laughter]. >> tyrus: when's that plane to scotland leaving? >> greg:. >> greg: starting to have second thoughts about the kilt, are you? >> scott: i love kilts. >> greg: i bet you do. >> tyrus: especially at central park. >> buck: oh, man. >> greg: kat, so anyway, i get the feeling that this was artificially created? right? because it's basically saying either you're a meat head or you're enlightened, rather than saying masculine or not >> kat: i think that we have really started to use the word science. >> greg: yes >> kat: because all thinks saying is you're really one thing or really another thing or you're somewhere in the middle. that's just like the plot of goldilocks. [laughter] >> kat: it's not science. they studied -- you didn't study. >> greg: no. and it's like canada.

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to everything, scott, right? >> scott: well, you know, i don't mind kids. the hard part, for me the pandemic was terrible because they closed the playgrounds and i thought, you know how am i going to meet people. >> greg: he repairs playground equipment. >> scott: yes. yeah, you know, in a bar situation -- i live in most time in london because the british read, and there, you know, people do bring their kids to pubs from day one because the apartments at their home are too small to entertain so you see little ones around all the time i'm used to it. >> greg: they're like pets. >> scott: yeah. and they learn social, how to hang out chop cocaine with an iphone, all the things kids should learn at an early age so i don't see much of a problem with it. it makes more for a family environment really, it's kind of sweet. >> greg: i think it's try. tyrus when i was growing up in california, every family had

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>> greg: i remember when i made $25,000 a year thinking i made $25,000 a year and then you found out you weren't making that at all. everything was -- everything you thought -- like you could go and buy something and that thing would cost a hundred dollars but the hundred dollars you had wasn't real. that was my, my depressing thought for today. anybody want to join me? okay, ted. ted asks, scott, whatever your name is, what is the first thing that shocked you as an adult. >> scott: i think it was that i had to make my own dinner. i forgot until i got my own apartment and i was like who's cooking and i was like oh, it was me. my mom was a terrible cook so irked have learned sooner but instead i was an anorexic. >> buck: i had a bit of a shock in new york because i thought landlords would be like you seem like a good guy you'll take good care of the place, we're going to give you a special price.

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to buck? [laughter] >> greg: i did not write it. >> tyrus: he's not coming back from scotland. >> greg:. >> greg: i jut thought of a joke i'm not going to use. kat go ahead >> kat: i think this is great, they said this guy doesn't have this kind of money or any money because shocker, this is a loser. but he just made her feel like, oh, whenever they google you they'll see this stuff they don't want to see but now when they google this guy they'll see he's a creep and disgusting person and that's what he deserves [cheers and applause]. >> greg: you know what it is. this is my problem, scott. i don't think it's fair to use like a court judgment as a warning to future crime, because you're punishing that person, let's say it's buck, for stuff he hasn't done. so you're saying like we're punish -- you have to pay 1.2 billion so these people over here don't do it. that's not justice is isn't it. >> buck: no, and i would have to

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women getting mathematics because -- and he was the first cancellation, he was the treasure secretary and had a great role in the social network. >> greg: and just gone >> kat: you can't answer that. i've said it before and i will do it again for all of you. i think that men are better than women at chess, but that's because women are more emotionally intelligent than men are. which means that there are far less likely to have the kind of social life that would force them to resort to competitive chess. [cheers and applause] >> kat: no, because even if you're playing competitive chess as a woman, you probably have at least some friends, right? so you're using some of your brain to form meaningful emotional connections, which is great, but also is probably not an advantage in a robot brain sport like chess. >> scott: people only care about women in chess if they're hot like the series in netflix. she was completely delicious so

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there are only so many afternoons you can spend going to pepa pig on ice before you start >> buck: my dad brought me out to duck blinds and it was fine. >> greg: did he always accidentally lose you and you would somehow find you. >> tyrus: did he tell you to run and get the duck? >> greg: yeah. >> scott: it's a bit unnerving in a pub or bar when you see a woman breast feeding and drinking beer at the same time. because i just think that kid's going to be a problem. >> tyrus: he'll definitely be asleep by 9:00 though. >> greg: all right. up neck, he posted pics rated x and now he's forever writing checks >> if you'll be in the new york area and would like tickets to see gutfeld go to knocks news.com/gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience. so they can stop the spread of wildfires.

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>> scott: and i can't be a pedophile because i hate children. [laughter]. >> scott: and they laugh. >> greg: that's not even the worst jokes he has, trust me. all right we've got to move on, going to burst a blood vessel. up next a closer glimpse at macho men and dopey wimps. this is a wild one. ♪ (ella) fashion moves fast. (jen) so we partner with verizon to take our operations to the next level. (marquis) with a custom private 5g network.

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people gave a pooh but for most chess people looked like they crawed out from under a rock. >> greg: did you know that netflix show was fix. >> scott: right. >> greg: i thought it was real when i was watching it that there was this amazing female chess player that could envision these things and somebody told me it was made up and i was like of course it's made up. >> scott: so you had to throw the glove away when you were watching it. people call it a sport. but it's not. if you don't shave your legs, it's not competitive. >> greg: did you ever play chess? >> scott: no. i had a social life as a kid. i'm not lonely. >> kat: exactly. yeah. >> greg: you know, we're losing the chess-playing audience right now. >> tyrus: you're not. you're not >> greg: no? >> tyrus: i was was kat until she said emotional intelligence and i was like what? chess may be for the -- chess is something that in football we played a lot. in weight lifting we used to do this activity at the end when you were exhausted you had to

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