What do turtles have to do with obamacare? i have been asked that question three times today. more like what don't they have to do with obamacare? rand paul explained that there will be many more diagnostic codes. the doctors will have to use the injuries sustained by americans and take it away. >> there are two new injury codes under obamacare for injury sustained from a turtle. you might see well turtles can be dangerous, your doctor needs to inform the government whether you have been struck by a turtle or bitten by a turtle. there is a new code for -- i see some alcohol out there, walking ...