Gayest Midterms Ever, Chaos on Twitter (In a Fun Way), Leave Chris Evans Alone, and Rain on Tiffany's Wedding Day
Hello, Trash Pandas! Welcome back to the Trash Report. It's me, Elinor Jones, who some have said is just three raccoons in a trench coat, but if that were true, could I do this: *opens a jar using my opposable digits.* I've done my best to find garbage for you that will be fun to read. Would you like to proceed? If yes, scroll down a little bit! Puttin' the Mid in Midterms Guys. Guys....