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Program. laughter he is eviscerating that lace work and thats a direct copy quote. Our guest tonight is senator rand paul, hes going to be with us. cheers and applause hes also where we begin tonight. What has senator paul been up to . Senator rand paul of kentucky heads to iowa. He has planned to visit South Carolina and nevada. Tomorrow he headlines a g. O. P. Dinner new hampshire. I know rand paul, i think hell run in 2016. What stands between the paul dynasty and 2016 . Well, ill tell you the first thing that stands between them, three bleep ing years laughter thats over 50 new iphones fro...

Wendy . [panting] im finished hey, ssomebody call the principal [sniffling] you dont have to say anything. I know how it is. Im no longer the cool kid. Now you all think im a faaaaag. [crying] my school life is over cause now all the guys dont think im coooooool. [sobbing] dude, we never thought you were cool. Thats not true. Youre just saying that. No, really. Weve always thought you suck. Yeah, nothings changed. Our opinion of you cant possibly go any lower. [sniffling] youre all just saying that to make me feel better. No, its true. Weve always hated you. Yeah. Dont try and make me feel bet...

Hes also where we begin tonight. What has senator paul been up to . Senator rand paul of kentucky heads to iowa. He has planned to visit South Carolina and nevada. Tomorrow he headlines a g. O. P. Dinner new hampshire. I know rand paul, i think hell run in 2016. What stands between the paul dynasty and 2016 . Well, ill tell you the first thing that stands between them, three bleep ing years laughter thats over 50 new iphones from now. laughter why are we talking about this election . That brings us to yet another installment of cant you at least wait until jon stewart comes back . laughter ser...

Australia's six-week festival of political pleading can produce a few memorable moments between long explanations of why you should vote for Scott Morrison or Anthony Albanese.

Before Saturday’s election, the team behind the Batshit moments in Australian politics Twitter account rank the most unhinged moments in our political history. I ain’t spending any time on it!