If you want a bit of nonsense for frittering away your time, I have just the thing: national-day calendars, one of which is at the link I just gave you. You can spend hours down that rabbit hole. Days that achieved popularity over the years, such as Read Across America Day and National Pi Day, which extrapolates 3.14159 … to pizza and crusted desserts, are documented in detail. Scores of national days National Do a Grouch a Favor Day, National Clean Up Your Desk Day (I’m nonobservant), National Whipped Cream Day, National Crab-Stuffed Flounder Day all go from random to ridiculous.