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And by contributions to your pbs station from viewers like you. Thank you. [ laughter ] im laughin already, we aint even started yet. Please welcome Jerrod Carmichael and David Alan Grier back to this program. They are stars of the show the carmichael show, starring molly gibbs, i love her. I know its hard honey, and i know its a lot. But im serious about ending my life. And i need your blessin. Ahoh, snickerdoodles ready. [ laughter ] man, if i had known grandmother was going to kill herself, i would have worn a different outfit. [ laughter ] you got to get these thoughts out of her head. I d...

And by contributions to your pbs station from viewers like you. Thank you. [ laughter ] im laughin already, we aint even started yet. Please welcome Jerrod Carmichael and David Alan Grier back to this program. They are stars of the show the carmichael show, starring molly gibbs, i love her. I know its hard honey, and i know its a lot. But im serious about ending my life. And i need your blessin. Ahoh, snickerdoodles ready. [ laughter ] man, if i had known grandmother was going to kill herself, i would have worn a different outfit. [ laughter ] you got to get these thoughts out of her head. I d...

For instance, i heard president obama tapped your phones. Just tweet that and the hounds are off your trail obama i knew he was up to no good how low has president obama gone to tap my phones during the big sacred election process . This is nixon watergate. Bad. Boom donald, stop abe maam lincoln . Dont listen to nixon he was the one who tapped the phones in watergate. Shut up, abe dont you have tickets to the theater tonight . Donald, nixon had to resign for lying. Oh, damn it president lincoln is right. Donald, you dont want to end up like me. To paraphrase myself, i am a crook but the rumor...

Stephen hey whoo jon hey stephen hey, everybody cheers and applause audience chanting stephen hey, thanks, everybody thank you, mark piano riff whoo cheers and applause yeah welcome to the late show thanks so much, everybody youre very kind. Very kind. Thank you very much listen cheers and applause thank you, everybody. Lovely. Yeah stay strong, be brave look folks, im not going to lie to you, this is the late show and im stephen colbert. laughter last week, i dont know if you were paying attention but donald trump seemed pretty steady. He gave a big boy speech in front of Congress Long pants ...

Because youre the only 10 i see. Actually, st. Louis oh, i love this song. Dance with me. What . Come on. laughter nice dance. I gotta go. Sure, we had a great time, didnt we . Oh, just one more thing. Bend over. Im going to stick my hand up your butt. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes kevin kline Jerrod Carmichael. And general Michael Hayden. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey wooo hey, chris cheers and applause . Jon hey yeah stephen welc...