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Chrissy, chrissy, oh, oh lou from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight, Kathy Griffin luenell and music from glen hansard with cleto and the cletones. And now, jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy very nice. Thanks. Welcome. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for joining us here in hollywood, california, on our second night back to work. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. I appreciate that. We were on strike we were on track for 150 days. Im glad youre happy to see us. Not everyone is happy to see us, i have to say. In particular, this is really interesting. A very loyal viewer, somebody who watches the show a lot and takes it in, 1 05 in the morning last night, 1 05 a. M. , posted the following thought. Now that the strike is over, the talentless, lowrated creeps of Late ....
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