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[cheers and applause] greg thats all me thats my fault. My fault. All right, all right, all right. Happy wednesday, everybody. Tomorrow, both President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump head to the texas border to duke it out on americas current migrant crisis. The sad part is only one of them will know where he is. [laughter] the other will think hes on a beach in delaware during cinco de mayo. For bidens part, this is only the second time hes been to the border during his presidency. The other time it was to pick up a package for hunter marked baby powder. [laughter] of course trum...

her only threesome is with smoky and the bandit. i checked it with her. he knows what good tv is but decided to do our show any way. rob law. people love his shows because they can catch up on lost sleep. comedian joe davito. finally, he buys two seats when he flies. one for him and one for his belt. my massive side kick. yes. all right. before we get to these news stories, it's friday. let's do this. >> greg's leftovers. mmm. >> tasty, hot water. ahh. it's leftovers. i read the jokes we didn't use this week. it's my first time reading them. if they suck, i get to kill anyone i want....

her only threesome was with smokey and the bandit. he'll co-host ofs guests bottome on fox business, dagen mcdowell. >>some i i in with her. w he knows what good tv is buthais decided to do our show anyway. >> tv writer and producer rob lowe. people love his shows because they can catch up on lost sleep . >> comedian joe devito right there. and finally,e he buys two seats when he flies. one for hid onm and one for his belt. my massive sidekick in the helicopter, terry, at all. >> right, before we get to these news stories friday, so let's do this. greg's leftovers. mm. tasty hot wate...

Possible. we owe them a commitment to follow the science. we owe them unity, so that we can fight the virus, not each other. as we move forward, it's going to take all of us, students and families, educators and local leaders, cities and states, coming together to make this school year the best it can be. joe put students and their families, the educators at the heart of everything his administration is doing to defeat and recover from this pandemic. and as a teacher myself, i couldn't be more proud to stand beside him. we are committed to working as hard for your children as you do. and now, ...

The ring of a billionaire real estate mogul who is one of the richest people in the country. and so -- that's the narrative that the obama campaign is looking for. they're trying to establish mitt romney as a guy who is out of touch, elite. and this was an opportunity for -- i mean, one thing that the romney campaign could've done is done a bill clinton moment and said thank you very much, but no thanks, donald trump, we don't want your endorsement, don't need it. >> i wonder about that, mark. i have to tell you, in the past year, there's tape out there, we could show it, but we won't waste th...