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[ laughter ] you are good. Last night, we had a group that was whats the word that im looking for . They were not hip. Dumb dumb. Thats right. [laughter] last night was the kind of group they thought Thompson Park was a place where divorced fathers took their kids on sunday. [ laughter ] what are you going to do, when you have a crowd like that . I should remind you, im former United States naval ensign. John w. Carson, 450375. During tonights monologue, the laughing lamp is lit. [ laughter ] they are like, hmm, yes. Well, lets go to the news and see if leon spinks has located any sixinchwide ...

it belongs to the great calvero, and of all the people in the neighborhood, including you, he trusted me and me alone to deliver it safely to his door. - hmm. - ok. cool. - this painting was made by his brother bandini. - what is it? - well, there's a word for it which i doubt you'll know, but let's just say it's an outdoor scene with lots of grass and hills and trees. - a landscape? - yes. a landscape. very good. i was testing you. - [gasps] oh, danny, it's beautiful. - beautiful and dangerous. - oh. - dangerous? - well, this painting is magical, and if someone says a certain word n...

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