Snooki is on Twitter attempting to explain Jersey Shore outfits
As a society—despite MTV’s best efforts to insistotherwise—we’ve moved beyond Jersey Shore. (Because we now have Floribama Shore, the even drunker, even louder, even more vapid Southern cousin). But, that doesn’t mean that we can leave the emissaries of blowouts and GTL behind entirely. Like it or not, the former roommates are part of our collective cultural history—orange-tinted vomit machines whose TV show will live in infamy forevermore. Advertisement With that said, come along with us as Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi opens old family photo albums of Shore days past and attemp...