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Floor. he was cleaned up quickly and shopping resumed at the mall. obviously it is horrible this man died. let's look at the bigger picture here. nobody should be expected to go shopping at a mall for five hours. i have been this man. >> i'm sorry. this is why adam should never have listened to e. this came along with it that you have to accompany us. you are in the dog house enough. michelle obama says barak, you have to go shoe shopping with me to get out of your earlier thing. they keep this up and they will have to have a buy one get one free. >> everybody has felt this way, keith. i have ...

She is the news director and chief journalist for the tea party news network, exciting. all right. his cats gave him the night off, andy levy, angrier as always. there he is. if hilarity was a fish market he would be full of crabs. keith alerstad. and fresh from open mic night in morris town, new jersey writer and comedian paul mccu ri o. paul will be at the funny bone, how ironic, thursday through saturday and the improve in tampa on december 19th to the 22nd. please bring your whole extended family because i can tell you there will be more than enough room to accommodate them in his empty ha...

>> i hid it in the trunk. >> is there a question? >> the question is -- here is what i think. if i care about what katy perry thinks about politics i will shoot myself. secondly, she is backing a guy in obama who said, quote, we are all one united states. we are not going to let politics divide us, and yet she can't reach across dinner table to let her parents who are republican come. this is the least she could do for her parents who sat through three thanksgivings with russell brand. >> and now john mayer. who paid for her singing lessons? the parents she now hates and that she treats so poo...

Wouldn't you rather be obscure than come out as an arian jew hating -- well she is not arian. >> she had her reality show. it is like a drug. you have to go back for more. you do whatever it takes. look, i know she is out of -- she is more out of fashion -- her career is more out of fashion than naziism. and she is giving anti-semitism a bad name. >> i don't know what that means so we will move on. >> call her up and say don't help me. you are hurting me. >> that's funny. keith, she refers to herself as hitila. >> that sounds dirty. >> it is a combination of tila and hitler. that may be creati...

The million dollar question is where is this picture? were they tweeting it? were they facebooking it? they were snap chatting with the dalai lama. we are here and you are no the, nani-nani boo boo. >> it is always to brag. this is us at mandela's memorial service. that is supposed to impress other people. which i guess it probably does. keith, what disturbed you more obama shaking castro's hand or castro's hand shaking obama? >> very, very insightful philosophical question. this is why i missed being on this show for so long? >> exactly. >> i don't think it was a big deal. the memorial was ab...