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From our Bureau of High-Intensity Hypersonic Brainwashing, with some assistance from our very busy Russification of Kuba Bureau As in days of yore, when the Soviet Union still existed, Castro, Inc. will be sending some of its most promising youngsters for high-intensity brainwashing in Russia. These lucky budding communists will be attending Grand Putinia's World

From our Russification of Kuba Bureau with some assistance from our Bureau of Twenty-First Century Neocolonialism Another top dog from Grand Putinia is visiting Kuba, just a few days after the communist island paradise hosted Minister of the Exterior Sergei Lavrov. This time around, Czar Vlad the Invader has sent his Secretary of the Security