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From our Bureau of Spy Stuff Involving Iran, Cuba, and the U.S. with some assistance from our Bureau of Rumors About Disloyal Sons of Latrine American Despots This is unconfirmed, but an anti-Castro exile in Canada has claimed that thanks to Iranian spies, King Raul discovered that his own son had met secretly with CIA
From our Russification of Kuba Bureau with some assistance from our Bureau of Twenty-First Century Neocolonialism Another top dog from Grand Putinia is visiting Kuba, just a few days after the communist island paradise hosted Minister of the Exterior Sergei Lavrov. This time around, Czar Vlad the Invader has sent his Secretary of the Security
From our Bureau of Diaspora Artistic Licenses with some assistance from our Bureau of Intense Irreverence Ha! How's this for rendition of the Last Supper? Irreverence in every direction. No need to draw exact parallels between the murderers and enablers in this painting and the 12 Apostles depicted in traditional renditions. The artist has not
From our Bureau of Toxic Royal Families with some assistance from our Bureau of Troublesome Little Sisters Castrogonia's toxic royal family has lost one of its most contentious members: Juanita, younger sister of King Fidel and King Raul. An early supporter of her brothers, Juanita eventually came to despise their so-called "Revolution" and fled to
From our Bureau of Socialist Equity and Social Justice with some assistance from our Bureau of Booger Princesses and Their Progeny Lisa Titolo Castro, daughter of Mariela Castro and granddaughter of King Raul, owns a store where food is never in short supply. Never mind the current food crisis in Castrogonia. Lisa's "health food" store