COM The Daily Show September 13, 2016
I am so happy that i am cured and no longer have any desire to have sex with anyone but my beautiful wife. Now i can be faithful, and my wife wont feel any need to get revenge by sleeping with a bunch of guys. I got sick this morning a sea was storming. So i officially announce my return to golf [cheers and applause] what the hell . This games all boring now. Yeah, wheres all the fighting . Dude, screw this. Who wants to hit a dumb, little ball around . Yeah, golf is stupid again. Captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is th...