Kids, you were born to a psychological nitwit, get some help if you need it. >> alisyn: never one to mince words, dr. keith ablow, thanks, thanks so much. >> all right, ali. >> alisyn: thanks for putting the perspective on this. days left before president obama and mitt romney go head to head in their first presidential debate. how badly does mitt romney need to win the debates? we're going to talk to chris wallace at the top of the hour and don't miss a lunch payment or you'll get stuck with a hard-boiled egg special. what's so wrong with that? we'll explain next. [ lisa ] my name's lisa, and...