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our government and whether it can be entrusted with so much of our money. even if you believe that much of the complaining over big wasteful government spending is everblown, tonight we have a story that might make you reconsider, perhaps even invest in some poster board and a tricornered hat of your own. >> las vegas is no stranger to wild spending sprees. but it's not supposed to happen at a government conference. on the taxpayers' dime. >> jon: unless it is the government of party-- in which case that is exactly what you would expect, president boomer? (laughter) so that's the dam...

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captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: hi, everybody. welcome to the show. what a wonderful display of enthusiasm. our guest tonight, author elizabeth dowling taylor. [cheering and applause] nice. wow. such hard name to pronounce. obviously tonight we'll be dealing with iowa and our up-to-the-minute coverage of all the [bleeped] you already know. [laughter] look, i reason the first one to express how on serdly overcovered the iowa caucuses are. it's one poll widely unrepresentative of americans. that being said, watching iowans stuff hand-written ballots into repurposeed gift...

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In her concession. but there was some silver lining. >> i must thank my wonderful husband of 33 years, marcus bachmann. and yesterday when we were out on main street in des moines, he was buying doggy sunglasses for our dog boomer while we were out visiting all of the many businesses. >> seriously, look at the face he's making. the only sound you can make when your mouth is shaped that way s is -- which i guess roughly translates to i'm sorry i ruined your campaign with my completely heterosexual devotion to doggy accessories. >> looking out for boomer the dog. come on. let's go have some spor...