Top secret! What the Union Unit's getting up to down in Churchill's bunker
THE Union Unit was meeting for the first time under its new commander: Brigadier Oliver Lewis, sometime friend of General Cummings (missing in action) and the latter’s batman during the heroic Battle of the Brexit. Lewis also wore the Order of the Red Wall for his commando raids in the north during the 2019 election campaign. “Today, gentlemen,” he began in gruff Churchillian tones, “today we take back Scotland!” The unit was meeting in the deep underground bunker under Whitehall famously used by Churchill during the Second World War. Brigadier Lewis thought it would set the rig...