COM The Colbert Report December 19, 2014
So with zero percent of precincts caring, the next president of the United States will be wisconsin governor, scott walker. Congratulations, sir well deserved. Ooooh, they love you. Im calling this for Governor Walker right now because he has proven that he is smarter than he looks, sounds and governs. He knows that if you want to get elected in this country as a republican, you cant just appeal to white people. You also need to appeal to jewish white people. A number of highprofile republicans with sights on the 2016 president ial bid are returning from a weekend in sin city where they addres...