Mr Men books are for children. Assassin's Creed is not and never should be | Opinion
It was a warm, sunny morning. In his small house at the other side of the wood, Mr Tickle was asleep. In fact, he didn't look like he would ever wake up. There was some strange red juice spilled all over the bed. And why was Mr Ezio running away along the rooftop? ...Now I highly doubt the Assassin's Creed-themed Mr Men books announced this week -- short stories featuring series protagonists such as Ezio, Eivor and Kassandra -- will feature such an opening. But I'm still struggling to understand what possible story they can tell that warrants introducing young children to characters best know...