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Incidentally is how melania keeps away from him around the white house. [ laughter ] donald donald, i know youre in here [ laughter ] according to the new york times, President Trumps threat to respond to north korea with fire and fury was entirely improvised. Oh, we know. [ laughter ] were all living the ultimate nightmare. Weve been invited to somebodys fouryear long improv show. [ laughter ] okay, to get started, i just need a suggestion of a place you might bomb. [ laughter ] dildo . Come on. [ laughter ] fol it wasnt a suggestion, was it . You werent suggesting it earlier . [ light laught...

25 miles an hour. Thats part of the problem. Slow moving storms are producing very heavy rainfall. And will take its time moving through the area. Easton, 5 21. 21 minutes, heavy downpours ino easton. A chance that the rest of the area will see storms this afternoon. 76 degrees in philadelphia. Winds out of the southwest at 6 miles an hour. Thats the moisture coming into the area. The chance of storms will be with us this morning. Heavier storms will wait until this afternoon and this evening. Temperatures will climb into the 80s. Heat and humidity fueling those storms and even the shores of t...

And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 717 lancaster, p. A. steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, wow, hey great crowd tonight. Welcome, everybody, welcome. Welcome, welcome to the tonight show, baby. Thank you for being here. I appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] heres what people are talking about. Some news out of washington. This morning, President Trump announced a new immigration plan that will favor people who speak english. [ light laughter ] which is why tonight he had to deport himself. [ cheers and applause ] i am bigly i am bigly, b...

And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 717 lancaster, p. A. steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, wow, hey great crowd tonight. Welcome, everybody, welcome. Welcome, welcome to the tonight show, baby. Thank you for being here. I appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] heres what people are talking about. Some news out of washington. This morning, President Trump announced a new immigration plan that will favor people who speak english. [ light laughter ] which is why tonight he had to deport himself. [ cheers and applause ] i am bigly i am bigly, b...

Chicken and cow . Chicken and cow chicken and cow use poor dolphin and whale as a scapegoat this is outrage [cows mooing] [bleep] you, cow [angry yelling] [chickens clucking] [bleep] you, chicken [bleep] you, chicken great job, son. Now the japanese are normal like us. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor thank you so much thank you so much welcome, everybody welcome back to you welcome to the daily show. Im trevor noah. So excited. Were back from new years break. Tonights guest from saturday night live we...