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[cheers and applause] >> jon: that's our show. join us tomorrow at 11:00. here it is your moment of zen. >> folks will realize this is just the first step in a captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org clubhouses have resorted to allowing girls. [laughter] and my guest, al hunt, is a 42-year veteran of washington journalism. i'll ask him if he thinks brangelina has a baby bump.?;ñ [laughter] a woman was arrested turning tricks out of a donut shop -- the perfect place to avoid detection by the cops. [laughter] this is "the colber...

[laughter] this is "the colbert report." captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( applause ) [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] >> stephen: thank you very much. [crowd chanting stephen repeatedly] [cheers and applause] thanks so much, everybody. [cheers and applause] welcome to the report. thank you for joining us. folks, the 2012 election is upon us, and i love a good horse race. i like to go with the candidate who looks like he's been gelded. [laughter] that's why i'm saddling up newt gingrich. i really think he's the guy. and though some of the memb...

our nation's seniors. many[laughter] [laughter] looking good. [laughter] but folks, scandal is rocking newt's tweet-o-verse. >> a former staffer claims newt gingrich paid an agency to artificially pump up his twitter followers to show more than a million followers.ñr >> stephen: what? [laughter] his twitter followers aren't real? are you telling me today's youth don't fancy a 68-year-old, semi-employed, former politician who tweets such gems as "had great lunch at mabe's pizza." [laughter] and "stopped in for lunch at the pizza shack." [laughter] he's speaking their language, man! k...

[cheers and applause] >> jon: that's our show. join us tomorrow at 11:00. here it is your moment of zen. >> folks will realize this is just the first step in a captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org clubhouses have resorted to allowing girls. [laughter] and my guest, al hunt, is a 42-year veteran of washington journalism. i'll ask him if he thinks brangelina has a baby bump.?;ñ [laughter] a woman was arrested turning tricks out of a donut shop -- the perfect place to avoid detection by the cops. [laughter] this is "the colber...

[cheers and applause] >> jon: that's our show. join us tomorrow at 11:00. here it is your moment of zen. >> folks will realize this is just the first step in a captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org clubhouses have resorted to allowing girls. [laughter] and my guest, al hunt, is a 42-year veteran of washington journalism. i'll ask him if he thinks brangelina has a baby bump.?;ñ [laughter] a woman was arrested turning tricks out of a donut shop -- the perfect place to avoid detection by the cops. [laughter] this is "the colbert ...