The Prophecies of Yinztradamus | Pittsburgh Magazine
January 21, 2021 ILLUSTRATION: SHUTTERSTOCK/CHUCK BEARD In a stunning development, an archeological survey of the sub-basement beneath the shuttered Original Hot Dog Shop has uncovered an ancient document. On lines of vaguely ketchup-smelling parchment, the following list of prophecies — attributed only to a mysterious figure known as “Yinztradamus” — predicts Pittsburgh’s future. Miraculously (and very conveniently for our publishing schedule), this ancient document specifically predicts what will happen in 2021. Below, find the full list of predictions, and what our best researche...