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[ cheering and applause ] greg: yes! all right. Okay. [ cheering and applause ]. Greg: i guess that will do! (laughter). Greg: it is friday, so you know what that means, let s welcome tonight s guest, he is so bland, he is getting sued by rice cakes. Cohost of fox and friends, tyro! he is a lawyer named trustie, like a cop named friskie. Former trump attorney, and doj prosecutor. If you bont buy her new book, she will have to learn how to cook, a fox news contributor, kat. He is stronger than gravity, and puts up with my dipravity! [ cheering and applause ]. Greg: yes. Yes. All right. Before we get to some new stories, let s to this: [ ] greg s leftovers. Greg: all right, it is leftovers, where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. And as always, it is my first time making them. The movie beetle juice beetle juice opens in theatres today, about a dead guy that wants to return to the land of the living. (laughter). Greg: that s a blot that sounds really familiar. [ cheering and a ....
Yes. [ applause ] i feel like willie brown greg: happy tuesday san francisco 49ers player ricky piersall will miss 4 games after being in an attempted robbery or as detroit alliance call it the offseason. Harris is called for wearing headphones and holding cell phone up to her ear like wearing a belt and suspenders this to avoid the press on air force to what was she listening to that was so important how to act like a normal human being volume 1 and of chapter 1. He knocked up a nanny, hey, cody who hasn t though. Harris is accused of using a fake accent giving a speech in detroit and in pittsburgh biden was accused of using english she uses a black sent in detroit and indian win she talks to tech support. I agree with your outrage. I woman on the reality show 100d at a tennessee zoo charged with drug possession police rolled out and said it s unlikely she will beyond the ride in any time soon marketing firm employed by google and facebook admit they spy on conversations with micropho ....
Labor day. Tonight, for hour, were going to highlight some of our big interviews and important monologues from the past few months. First up, my Monologue Vetting Kamala and her record. Nothing matters anymore in the upside world of Kamala Harris, for example. Remember Kamala Harris and crusade against fracking, you might recall. Take a look. Will you commit to implementing a federal ban on fracking . Your first day in office . Adding the united states the list of countries who have banned this devastating practice. Theres no question im in favor of banning fracking. So, yeah, complete ban. She said it on numerous occasions on friday. However the Harris Campaign told The Hill that their candidate doesnt actu ....
Original series real time with Bill Maher start the clock hi, everybody how are you doing hey thank you all right. Thank you very much thank you people. I appreciate it. How are you doing all right, well okay. All right. Weve got a big show. Thank you very much. I know its very exciting. Time of year. Its Labor Day. Fuck is the year already . Its christmas already. Its its Labor Day weekend. And right on cue. This is as they say. This is when the president ial race really starts and it really did. We finally had an interview Last Night with kamala harris. Did you watch it oh, wow. Thats a lot of people watched it. Not just her with Tim Walz. Her emotional support, vp well, i mean, it was it was a little odd. He was just sitting there ....