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Transcripts For COM The Colbert Report 20120302



you dropped something on the red carpet. i did, i did. you dropped a cdom. yeah. you know, better to be safe than sorry, right. a great method. captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) stephen: hey, how are you doing? well company to the report! whooo! whooo! (cheers and applause) stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! (cheers and applause) stephen: thank you so much. welcome to the report. thank you for joining us in here, out there. nation, the race for the gop presidential nomination is in the home stretch. and no matter how much it pains me to say it, mitt romney has got the momentum. or mi particular, mittmentum. last night he won the wyoming caucus, wyoming, cradle of cheney. why do you think it s so sparsely populated. they must kill to stay alive. (laughter) circle of ....

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Transcripts For COM The Colbert Report 20120302



(cheers and applause) stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! (cheers and applause) stephen: thank you so much. welcome to the report. thank you for joining us in here, out there. nation, the race for the gop presidential nomination is in the home stretch. and no matter how much it pains me to say it, mitt romney has got the momentum. or mi particular, mittmentum. last night he won the wyoming caucus, wyoming, cradle of cheney. why do you think it s so sparsely populated. they must kill to stay alive. (laughter) circle of life. now with supertuesday coming up next week, i m not sure which day, we ll check that out, there is not much time left until all conservatives are obliged to bury our feelings and find mitt romney attractive. (laughter) jimmy, put up the counterdown to loving mitt clock. oh god. oh god, only five days, 23 hours, 57 minutes. okay, don t panic. there s still plenty of time to find an alternative, anybody. ....

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