Every Eurovision Entry, Ranked
1. Italy: Zitti E Buoni This is the music you weren’t allowed to listen to as a kid. It’s a hard-hitting, punk-rock anthem sung by a band straight out of the early 2000s, with a bassline hard enough to crack skulls and an overtly bisexual aroma. It’s the Trainspotting aesthetic, but with black lipstick and a bit more sun. It’s awesome. 2. Iceland: 10 Years In this video, what can best be described as the 2002 Microsoft intern team are playing spark-shooting synth keyboard-guitars while a lanky Viking sings about how happy he is with his marriage. All of them are wearing onesies ...