Beer Is Proof
Beer Is Proof “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” — quote often misattributed to Benjamin Franklin. (His original line was probably about wine.) - - - Coors Light is proof that God is over us and wants to see other people. Budweiser is proof that God thinks axe throwing is going to be bigger than laser tag. Corona is proof that God’s vacation won’t be complete without another ride on the zip line. Leinenkugel Grapefruit Shandy is proof that God tried to lose His virginity in a canoe. Blue Moon is proof that God had better luck in a rowboat.
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