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Join us tomorrow night state of the union blow out. Here it is your moment of zen. A good day to die hard in [eagle caw] stephen tonight, a rift in the gop some deny global warming, others deny climate change. [laughter] then, hollywood takes on gun safety. And yet they ignore how many younglings are cut down by light sabers. [laughter] and my guest, roger hodge, is editor of the oxford american magazine, which has been called the new yorker of the south. The dogs in their cartoons dont go to psychiatrists, they go to shooting ranges. [laughter] ted nugent will attend the state of the union to...

[applause] next week on the show, i go camping with the double rainbow guy. Double rainbow all the way across the sky. [crying] oh, my god. What does this mean . Do you know where double rainbows come from . A unicorns queef. [laughter] keep up with out daily blog at Comedy Central. Com tosh. 0, make sure you come see me on the tosh tour 2010, and follow me on twitter, so we can live chat during the shows. Finally, the best part about having a job is talking about your coworkers behind their backs. Thats why i had my fans tweet me all their Office Gossip in a new segment called twispers. Ryan ...

Jon thats our show. Here it is your moment of zen. Were you Drinking Alcohol yesterday . Oh, boy hes asking me if i was captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh [eagle caw] stephen tonight, a rift in the gop some deny global warming, others deny climate change. [laughter] then, hollywood takes on gun safety. And yet they ignore how many younglings are cut down by light sabers. [laughter] and my guest, roger hodge, is editor of the oxford american magazine, which has been called the new yorker of the south. The dogs in their cartoons dont go to psychiatrist...

Make sure you follow me on twitter so we can live chat during the shows. Check out my tour schedule and keep up with our daily blog at comedycentral. Com tosh. O. Now earlier, i told you at the beginning of the show, that i got a chance to sample the new ipad. A lot of people know im not really into tech stuff, despite the fact that i host a show based on the internet. [laughter] i enjoy making fun of people. It makes me feel better. Anyway, apple sent me one to test out before it went on sale, and i have to admit, it was pretty cool. Hey, guys. Its here. What . The new ipad. Thats cool. Thank...

Such a [bleep]tease, and give you what i promised. Heres above average girls making animal noises. [animal noises] okay. Sorry. [laughter] i wanted to call that segment hot chicks making animal noises, but i could not do that it in good faith, so we called it above average girls making animal noises, and quite frankly, thats being a bit generous. [laughter] thats integrity. See you next week. Goodnight [applause] [eagle caw] stephen tonight, a rift in the gop some deny global warming, others deny climate change. [laughter] then, hollywood takes on gun safety. And yet they ignore how many young...