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State of the union address is ripe for punch lines. >> pelosi did say trump could submit a written version of his speech, which is pretty strategic on her part. she's going right for his biggest handicap, spelling. >> rule is, he can only go there by her invitation. trump acts like the big dog, but she won't let the dog into her house because she knows he's going to poop everywhere. out. out. >> former new jersey governor chris christie is release a memoir titled let me finish. oh, you haven't seen your approval ratings lately. you're finished. >> we have now hit day 26 of the government shutd...

Enemy of the people and so it is arguable that it wouldn't make sense for him to be in the room partying with journalists. >> without him in that room, the biggest joke isn't there. and that is a challenge for the night. and i think -- i lessen to olivia talk about the distance of the dinner and have the comedian there with the president there, that makes sense. when he's not there, you miss the biggest punch lines because he's the joke and you also miss that balance of power. and i kind of -- part of me wants ron chernoff to knock it out of the park. >> this is the comedian -- >> the historia...

Republican congressional committee. it said getting dumped by your pop star girlfriend is no excuse for lashing out at a decorated war hero. he wrote good rule in life. i try hard not to offend. vets don't deserve to see their wounds used as punch lines for bad jokes. a positive jobs report friday was good news for president trump heading into the midterms. the economy added 250,000 jobs in october. look at it. a quarter of a million jobs. 3.7% for the unemployment. wages grew 3.1%. that is the fastest wage growth in nine years. the president took a victory lap. this was despite the hurrican...

>> the laughter on set is also -- the joke met with anger from veterans and national republican committee. it needled him about the break up with ariana grande. davidson tweeted, good rule in life. i hope i don't recognize the vets don't deserve to see their wounds used a punch lines for bad jokes. xi jinping denouncing the winner to international trade. he made the statement at the expo meeting in shanghai. a global economy is an irreversible trend and won't

Decorated war hero and texas congressional candidate crenshaw says he doesn't need an apology, but he reminded that vets don't need to see their wounds used as punch lines for jokes. >> this guy is kind of cool, dan crenshaw. >> oh, come on, man. >> hold on. you may be surprised to hear he's a congressional candidate from texas and not a hitman in a porno movie. i'm sorry. i know he lost his eye in war or whatever. >> crenshaw lost his right eye in a blast in afghanistan in his third deployment to afghanistan