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Cleveland pursuing their first title in 68 years while the cubs fight to end a century-long championship drought. ron mott has the enviable assignment of hanging out in cleveland. how's it going, buddy? >> reporter: hey, tamron. i know you're a huge cubs fan. you have waited every day of your 29 years for this night. so your cubs are in the world series after a long time and the indian fans want to win this too. 68 years since they last won a championship. >> the cubs are going to the world series! the indians are going to the world series! >> reporter: two of baseball's punch lines, the chica...

Party to have their standard bearer furthering these stereotypes about black people stealing elections. >> thanks so much for all of you. and next michelle obama making a play for arizona. the state as gone blue only one time in 64 years. could it be about to happen again? and late night comedian throwing punch lines at one candidate and leave nothing doubt who will get their vote ide! ah, the time honored tradition of yelling out your own plays and opinions. want some? i'm on a cleanse. it's four days of vegetables and raw food-- 54 is the mic! sure, no one on the team can hear her but does t...

Punch lines on late-night television. athena jones live in washington. >> it wasn't all laughs last night. donald trump knows his supporters. he knows what appeals to his base and despite what others in his party or the country may think about his proposed ban on preventing all muslims from entering the country, it's the kind of proposal that resonates with his supporters, the kind of proposal he defended last night. take a listen to that exchange. >> the muslim thing, not allowing any muslims into the united states -- >> temporary basis. starting to clap. what? >> one person. >> there's somet...

If it was trying to attack me, it would have stayed around after it hit me. >> whatever the animal's motivation, evan walks away from encounter with a greater appreciation for a small piece of equipment, a helmet. >> i believe it was a small miracle that i came out the way i had. wearing a helmet is crucial. helmets are really strong and they do really great job. i think it probably saved my life. >> more than 10 million hits on youtube in less than a week and even though there is a serious lesson to be learned, the punch lines fly around the internet, ambushed by an antelope, when antlers att...

Overnight, "comedians in cars getting coffee" starring president obama. msnbc senior editor for digital content cal perry joins me with some of the highlights. i couldn't keep track of who had more punch lines, the president or seinfeld. >> yeah, it's like a 13-minute web episode as they all are, and it's really one-liner after the other. as you mentioned, jerry seinfeld, the moderately, i guess, successful comedian, he advertised yesterday that the season premiere was going to be with the most powerful man in the world. and as usual, he advertised it as 19 minutes of nonsense. if you've seen ...