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Kind of look like what the coastal elite people like say andy levy would imagine these rural middle america families looking like. everybody is in their matching red shirts and it scares us a little bit. it is very exotic though. in that kind of way like going and seeing and exploring what the natives do. >> that's it. you know why comedians are so open minded is we get out there and play the funny bones and the punch lines. >> we can see the -- we're with the people. we are in the trenches. >> if you are not funny they will pull a piece on you. >> laugh it up, comedy boy. >> isn't it true tho...

Americans to dump trump as the host for tonight's show. all signs indicate he will be there as planned. we have some inkling of what to expect. this is not trump's first time hosting. >> we know that donald trump has been busy the past few days preparing for snl, his big night on the stage. he hasn't been on the campaign trail, hasn't been in new hampshire in several days because he's been here in new york over at the rockefeller studios of nbc working with the writers and producers on the best sketches, characters, punch lines for tonight. in some ways, trump is the latest in a long line of p...

Continues to make slow progress after waking up from a coma. the 35-year-old odom was found unconscious at a nevada breath el last week. he's now able toilator and usin signals to communicate. in hawaii, a popular beach has been closed after a shark attack critically injured a swimmer over the weekend. he was 100 yards from the beach when the shark bit his feet. still to come, there's a new addition to "saturday night live"'s political impression hall of fame. do these punch lines help candidates or make them punching bags? but i keep it growing by making every dollar count. that's why i h...

Remember that is causing any posttramatic stress or trauma or anything. >> even though he has no recollection of the accident, that doesn't stop people from asking him all about it in the days and weeks to follow. >> have you ever even heard of anything like this happening before? >> well, in the five years i've been riding, i never heard of an animal taking a person off their bike. >> the question most people want answered, what was the antelope thinking? >> i don't think the antelope was attacking me. if it did try to attack me, i think it would have stayed around and not ran away the did af...

City, according to israeli police, they shot and killed a 19-year-old palestinian man after they say he had stabbed an israeli boy. after being chased by israeli mob seeking revenge. all of this culminating in security measures. they closed the old city to palestinians. yesterday, i was there at the old city and there was an eerie calm. palestinians i talked to are upset of the restrictions. >> erin, live for us in jerusalem. thank you so much. one of the big problems right now besides the two sides not talking, but reducing the tension. hillary clinton showing off her comedic chops on "satu...