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Stage-leading contenders are working to tap down expectations. >> i'm not a debater. i show up. >> i don't care whether it is ten candidates, two candidates, i've always treated it as a conversation with the voters. don't worry about the people on the stage. just connection with the people. don't worry about punch lines. >> trump tweet today, quote, i look forward to the debate on thursday night and it is certainly my intention to be very nice and highly respectful of the other candidates. well, we'll see about that. but right now, we're not even sure who else will make the cut. here are the t...

>> more than 10 million hits on youtube in less than a week and even though there is a serious lesson to be learned, the punch lines fly around the internet, ambushed by an antelope, when antlers attack and our personal favorite, the buck stops here. even evan sees the humor in it. his personal favorite? >> i always joke about it, like being hit by a buck, just a bizarre accident. coming up, a slippery slope as a polar bear rescue turns topsy-turvy. >> once i saw the bear hanging upside down by its foot, i couldn't think of any worse scenario. >> when caught on camera, heart stoppers, contin...

With all these punch lines. >> president obama had no trouble working the 2016 contenders into his routine. there was boos, beautiful women, superstars, of course t.j. holmes was there on assignment and has all the highlights. >> look out, washington, hollywood's in town. >> i love this. this event is amazing. >> our favorite celebs hitting the red carpet at the white house correspondent's dinner. >> for the stars of "blackish," it's a first. >> landing gyrocopters on the lawn of the white house. i park myself next to the exit in case something goes down. i'm from compton. >> this is my first....

About the president that went on jimmy kim snell >> is there any way we could fly president obama to some golf course halfway around the world and leave him there? i think that's a good idea. >> reporter: and how about when he did fallon? >> i'm president barack obama. and i too want to slow jam the news. >> reporter: what about letter, colbert, stewart, and bob sheafer? yes, this president does funny, at least tries to, a lot. what is it like to be the last black president? >> seriously. what is it like for this to be the last time you ever talk to a president. >> reporter: it's not so much h...

Hollywood and politics. what am i going to regret i said tomorrow morning? >> it's a nice of all-out glamour and lots of laughs with snl's cecily strong headlining the night. >> it's sort of known as a tough room. >> but the best punch lines may come from the president as he pokes fun at the top names. >> the house of republicans actually gives john boehner a harder time than they give me. which means orange really is the new black. >> now the red carpet is out for a star-studded celebration. this is cnn's coverage of the white house correspondents' dinner. hi, everyone. welcome to the program...