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Let me just share another tweet with our audience. this was directed to twitter hip ellen degeneres, addressing her potential hard feelings. she, i guess, had asked the cia to follow her when they came on twitter. they said, sorry for not following you back, but if you visit us, maybe we can take a selfie. i guess my worry, and i do think some of it is sort of funny. being -- it's one thing to be clever and humorous, but at some point down the road, they could get themselves into trouble, don't you think? >> well, let's go back to the humor thing. i don't try humor either. you know, intelligen...

There's nothing i can remember to cause me post traumatic stress or trauma or anything. >> even though he has no recollection of the accident, that doesn't stop people from asking him all about it in the days and weeks to follow. >> have you ever even heard of anything like this happening before? >> well, in the five years i've been riding, i never heard of an animal taking a person off their bike. >> the question most people want answered, what was the antelope thinking? >> i don't think the antelope was attacking me. if it was trying to attack me, it would have stayed around and not run away...

He was trying to dominate the process. he was just trying to guide you through it. i think when he got results, he just sat back and let people understand something had been done without him bragging about it. >> do you feel like people have gotten to know the president in a different way as much more affable post-presidency than they ever got to see while he was in office? >> well, i think so. you know, he had a great sense of humor. he loved to tell a joke. although as allen simpson will point out on "41 on 41" he often forgot the punchlines but he had a great sense of humor and enjoyed life...

Space program and all of those things that were partially financed by the federal government. at the same time, on the other hand, you've got to say who is making this decision? who is the person deciding that we should put this money into this thing? are they right and are they wrong? and are the people who are making those decisions scientifically educated enough to do so? >> we'll have to leave it right there. it's a great topic. i'm sorry, we ran out of time again. thanks michelle fields and juan williams for joining us this week. coming up, even jimmy fallon gets the joke. it's obamacare....

Youtube in less than a week and even though there is a serious lesson to be learned, the punch lines fly around the internet, ambushed by an antelope, when antlers attack and our personal favorite, the buck stops here. even evan sees the humor in it. his personal favorite? >> i always laugh about it and just being hit by a buck, it's a bizarre accident. coming up, a slippery slope as a polar bear rescue turns topsy-turvy. >> once i saw the bear hanging upside down by its foot, i couldn't think of any worse scenario. >> when "caught on camera: heart stoppers" continues. actually, 'n a $1,000 ...