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Take a listen. >> i'm working on a bit about bullying. everybody is trying to get rid of bullying. some of these kids need this. most of them need it. who is going to invent the fuel that gets us off of fossil fuel? who is going to do these things? some guy that was bullied. that's who is going to do it. >> is that funny enough to get by or should people be offended by that. >> no we shouldn't be offended by it. we have to give comedy a wide birth. chris rock is one of my favorite comedians. he does such important social commentary and we're in a moment where we're seeing how we are as a natio...

Political punch lines. >> george w. bush endorse john mccain and sarah palin with my heart. >> i believe that diplomacy should be the cornerstone of any foreign policy. i can see russia from my house. ♪ going to shut it all down now no government around now ♪ >> even last year creator lorn michaels admitted republicans are easier to mock because democrats tend to take the jokes personally. what planet is sans living on? >> before i comment can we roll the tape of the funniest bits on "saturday night live"? okay. that was it. it is kiepd of adorable. it reveals how fragile his beliefs are a...

Out how this joke thing works. works. and so their punch lines never make any sense which is fun for the parents. after a while. parents and grandparents are like we need to get this kid some material. >> who do you think comes up with the best jokes? which of your five kids? of the five i would say my daughter lee he a. she is 13. my wife actually is amazing. i created a monster with her because she would lay in bed at night and she would go i have a joke for your book. you know. but she is probably come up with my favorite joke. >> dreaming and knock knock jokes i guess. how you will the mon...

I think it probably saved my life. >> more than 10 million hits on youtube in less than a week and even though there is a serious lesson to be learned, the punch lines fly around the internet, ambushed by an antelope, when antlers attack and our personal favorite, the buck stops here. even evan sees the humor in it. his personal favorite? >> i always joke about it, like being hit by a buck, just a bizarre accident. coming up, a slippery slope as a polar bear rescue turns topsy-turvy. >> once i saw the bear hanging upside down by its foot, i couldn't think of any worse scenario. ring ring!......

C.i.a. is going to abide by the rules, whatever they are but this is a moral judgment that has to be made and unfortunately it's being trivialized by this report. >> robert grenier, thank you very much for your perspective, certainly you know what went on. >> i certainly do. all right, president obama getting laughs last night after he took over the "colbert report" he poked fun at himself, gop leaders and even stephen colbert who is known to mock the commander-in-chief daily. the president also talked shop. let's get to senior white house correspondent, jim acosta. how did it go, jim? >> th...