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Late night sexting. hate inequality, climate change, loves immigrants, he's like a young bernie sanders. >> no. why leave now? i just got here. i got a fancy suit and a new set and i learned how to pronounce your name. boehner. why didn't they get an american to host? comedy central tried. they tried. once again, jobs americans rejected is being done by an immigrant. >> pretty great stuff. he showed that he can deliver those lines. he still has jon stewart's writers and producers so he has a lot of support but he has the ability to deliver the punch lines. looks handsome. female viewers on twi...

>> he's definitely the smartest. >> he's an art of war technique. >> and the thing is meek mills is not equipped with the skills necessary to really perform well in this type of beef because he's not witty. he's not known for being clever. he's not known for having punch lines. he's not known for -- >> be careful. he might get you on twitter. >> you know who has the skills, is known for being clever, terribly fascinating as an emcee is nicki. because when drake goes for meek, he goes for him by saying nicki's better than you, she is. she is better than most humans, right? >> she's better than ...

The opposite. all the press said he got stronger as the night went on. i thought that was interesting is we had several goals. we saw him as presidential. we saw him as very articulate in terms of what he was saying out there. he had probably one of the best punch lines of the night when talking about hillary clinton's e-mails. >> that's true. >> almost all of the articles going into the debate was a question mark of how he would do on the florida national defense issues. he knocked every one of those out of the park. in terms of trump, first of all, there's a lot of things being labeled on wh...

I built my business with passion. but i keep it growing by making every dollar count. that's why i have the spark cash card from capital one. i earn unlimited 2% cash back on everything i buy for my studio. ♪ and that unlimited 2% cash back from spark means thousands of dollars each year going back into my business... that's huge for my bottom line. what's in your wallet? jon stewart prepares to sign off from the daily show. one of his biggest punch lines honored the comedian the best way they know how. >> >> this is the last sandwich arbys ever wanted to make. it means he's really leaving...

Candidates and real alternative ideas. >> i have to leave it there, but i love you both. >> i hope so. >> and this is going to be fun -- you hope i love you we're on delay. >> i hope you both love me. >> have fun tonight. >> of course, robert. >> we'll talk to you tomorrow. thanks so much. by the way, for the latest on the debate check on our website cnn.politics.com. a plethora of everything you'll love there. up next, can donald trump take a joke? because if he can't, a very well-timed zinger could actually score a knockout for one of his rivals. so what do you suppose some of those punch ...