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Way rickles' jokes are. the punch lines are good. >> here is the thing. >> i grew up on rickles. i loved cpo sharky. i loved that. and i watched the roast. if somebody else makes that joke to you then it is racist. some guy says, hey, come on over my house. we have a mop. you are going to punch him in the face. don rickles has grandfathered into this. >> he has been dhog for 70 years. >> he hates everybody. it is his schtick. >> there is nothing more funny than the oddly racist grandfather to take you to a simpler time. >> i interviewed him in 1996 or 1997. the first thing he said to me, gutfe...

Awful plane crash in that country and reveal what investigators also this morning have discovered in the george zimmerman case that put him back in jail. he is now in isolation, in fact. we'll get the latest on that. >> isolation cell, 67 square feet. dinky. also this half hour, a freak accident involving a new england man severely burned while putting on sunscreen. everyone, this is a warning for anyone spending time outside. that is terribly painful to look at. >> and you won't believe what he was doing to get that burn. stay tuned for that. something you may not even think about could hur...

exploding blaze this morning. two states under the gun. could be the $100 million tax dodged. did facebook's co-founder give up u.s. citizenship to escape paying his taxes? he's now in singapore driving a bentley and living it up appearing in high society magazines. why did he unfriend america? block the press. reporters at a mitt romney event blockeded from asking the candidate question. cnn the only network getting the moment on tape. "newsroom" begins right now. good morning to you. i'm carol costello. this morning police are escorting some school buses in metro atlanta after ...

>> what is good for the goose is not always good for the fox gander. i think as the audience said, about 1.6 million people watch jimmy fallon a night and that's skewed toward the youth and this was a youth-related topic about student loans. the bigger piece that is different than eisenhower, although it is to the white house's benefit. that then because it is a set piece. because it was particularly funny, it went all over the internet. if you checked google yesterday, the third and fourth highest search in the country were for fallon obama. this breaks out of the political stuff and normal r...

Asking him all about it in the days and weeks to follow. >> have you ever even heard of anything like this happening before? >> well, in the five years i've been riding, i never heard of an animal taking a person off their bike. >> the question most people want answered, what was the antelope thinking? >> i don't think the antelope was attacking me. if it was trying to attack me, it would have stayed around after it hit me. >> whatever the animal's motivation, evan walks away from encounter with a greater appreciation for a small piece of equipment, a helmet. >> i believe it was a small miracl...