The return of the Queen
1/14/2021 5:09:35 AM GMT The Trump impeachment vote was overshadowed by momentous scenes at 0530 this morning in South Jakarta, as Queen Cricket returned to her palace. The unannounced royal trip, lasting two nights, led to frantic searches of the wider realm by her servants. Her feline highness announced her arrival loudly at the front door of the palace in the early hours. That was followed by an immediate spot inspection of the royal "facilities," an early breakfast of tuna and jelly, before swatting Princess Twinkle and taking some royal repose. Mrs Halley and I are thankful for Her Majes...